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Die Mame hängt an Ihren Kindern und macht es deutlich bis zum letzten Tag.
MONA LISA'S Mame:
After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' Mame:
I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write.
MICHELANGELO'S Mame:
A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that dirt off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S Mame:
You're not hiding your report card? Show me! Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!
THOMAS EDISON'S Mame:
Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S Mame:
Your senior photograph and you couldn't have done something with your hair?
MOSES' Mame:
Desert, schmesert! Where have you really been for the last forty years?
BILL GATES' Mame:
It would have killed you to become a doctor?
BILL CLINTON'S Mame:
Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that Monica ..
MONA LISA'S Mame:
After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' Mame:
I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write.
MICHELANGELO'S Mame:
A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that dirt off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S Mame:
You're not hiding your report card? Show me! Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!
THOMAS EDISON'S Mame:
Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S Mame:
Your senior photograph and you couldn't have done something with your hair?
MOSES' Mame:
Desert, schmesert! Where have you really been for the last forty years?
BILL GATES' Mame:
It would have killed you to become a doctor?
BILL CLINTON'S Mame:
Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that Monica ..
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